Thursday, November 09, 2006
I Recommend Small Dogs Over Children
Just in case any of you out there are wondering, small dogs are a much better choice than children. While your beautiful golden haired child will thrill you for several years, he will eventually turn into a teenager and make you wish you were dead. My advice: don't breed. Adopt a small dog who will always love you and who you can put to sleep when it gets to be too much. Motherhood sucks.
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Hey, what's this "put to sleep business??" You know our dogs usually go when they've had a good life first. You left out the part about dogs NOT driving or drinking, and they don't insist on designer clothes. They are quite happy being in what God gave them and if they have a good meal everyday and plenty of water and a treat at night,they are great!
You know I would never put any of my dogs to sleep until they've had a good life. And you are so right, they are the happiest, most grateful creatures on earth. I love my dogs. I actually love my kid, too, but sometimes.....
Ok I don't know about this "dogs don't drink and drive and insist on designer clothes" but I know personally that BuddyBean the faithful golden retriever has on more than ONE occasion snuck a lucky strike and a beer and gone outside and got himself rip-roaring drunk, not to mention he tried one that frilly red dress of mine once, hoping that it would not make his butt look so big!
Oh ma--Bean's got you thinking he's an innocent little BuddyBean, he's so NOT!
Hey Deb, I hear you and Jess went out today and nobody lost their underwear!! I had to say that....
Wow...I didn't know that about Buddy. But now that you mention it...Jess, you are nuts. And SMA, we often do not lose our panties, it's only when we do that anyone pays attention!!
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